Crafting Our Shitshow

Our goal:

Make you laugh for the price of a gas station coffee. If we can make you chuckle while crying over grocery prices, we’ve done our job.

Hi. We’re Aaron and Chelcie. Two chaotic humans who met in the Army back in 2016, took a little detour (thanks, life), then rekindled our weird little spark in 2023.


Cuss & Craft started as a hobby. Somewhere between “just for fun” and “holy shit, people actually like this,” we realized our little crafting and dark humor might just be the thing the world didn’t ask for but needed anyway.
 
 

Our life? Basically, a sitcom directed by Murphy’s Law. Our humor? Unfiltered, slightly inappropriate, and aggressively honest.
 
So whether you bought one of our products, laughed at our nonsense, or accidentally ended up here while doom-scrolling at 2am, we’re grateful.

Stay weird & unapologetically you. And hey, don’t take life too damn serious. It’s not like any of us are getting out alive.

With love, 
Aaron & Chelcie 
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